• Agassi's toupee habit
• Agassi's crystal meth cover up

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• Definitely!
• No way.
• Maybe.

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• is outrageous and disappointing. . .
• is no big deal!

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• Yes.
• No.
• I'd like it without the on-court coaching rule.

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• Dinara Safina
• Serena Williams
• Svetlana Kuznetsova
• Elena Dementieva
• Victoria Azarenka
• Venus Williams
• Caroline Wozniacki
• Jelena Jankovic

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• YES!!!!
• No.

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• Definitely!
• No.

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• G.O.A.T. GLORY!
• He's peaked, but will still win a few more Majors.
• This is the beginning of the end.

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• Rafael Nadal
• Novak Djokovic
• Andy Roddick
• Juan Martin Del Potro
• Jo-Wilfried Tsonga
• Nikolay Davydenko
• Fernando Verdasco
• Someone else!

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• A bad idea!
• A GREAT idea!
• Too little, too late.

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• Yes! Even I'm worn out by October.
• No, it's just the right length.
• I want MORE tennis, not less.

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• Serena Williams
• Dinara Safina

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• Definitely!
• No way.

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• Yes! She had no chance to defend herself.
• No. Rules are rules and she got what she deserved.

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• Everyone is too nice - I miss the drama
• I like the camraderie - it's about the tennis, not the 'tudes
• There's no real difference between eras
• I blame Roger Federer for everything!

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• Paradorn Srichaphan
• Joachim Johansson
• Marcos Baghdatis
• Taylor Dent

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• Yes!
• No way.

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• Definitely! He wants to fill that hole on his resume.
• No. He'll never be fully committed to Team Suisse.

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• Oui! Oui! Oui!
• Wish she wouldn't steal Kim's thunder.

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• I'm miserable, devastated, bereft. . .
• Nothing a little self-medication won't heal!
• I'm so over it! Cheers to del Potro!

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• I need shades! He's winning 3++
• He'll get one or two more a la Marat Safin
• This was a fluke victory

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• Juan Martin del Potro, 2009 US Open Champion!
• Sure, but it's a very small chance.
• Nope, the moment - and the opponent - will get to him.

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• Yes! Rules are rules.
• No way! The officals overreacted.

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• Justine will be back by the Australian Open.
• Justine will come back - but not for a while.
• Get over it - she's gone for good.

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• Yes! GOOOOOO MELANIE!
• Eh. Not really.

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• YES!
• NO!

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• Absolutely! The No. 2 ranking says/said it all.
• Nope! Anything less than a Major is a step in the wrong direction.

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• Yes! Speed kills.
• I like to live dangerously.

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• Of course! It's anyone's game.
• I give "the field" a 30% chance.
• They might as well do the trophy presentation tomorrow

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• Roger's going down.
• Serena hasn't got a chance.
• Nadal is toast.
• Venus is the next to go.
• Move over, Murray
• Nole's a Djoke
• No, it's smooth sailing for the top seeds.

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• Dinara Safina
• Serena Williams
• Venus Williams
• Maria Sharapova
• Svetlana Kuznetsova
• Kim Clijsters
• Flavia Penneta
• Shahar Peer
• Vera Zvonareva
• None of the above. Someone else!

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• Roger Federer
• Rafael Nadal
• Andy Murray
• Andy Roddick
• Novak Djokovic
• Juan Martin Del Potro
• Tommy Haas
• Jo Wilfried Tsonga
• Fernando Verdasco
• None of the above. Someone else!

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• YES! Can't wait!
• No, Roger won't make it.
• No, Rafa won't make it.
• No, neither will make it to the final.

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• Yes! Can't wait!
• No, someone's crashing the party

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• Roger Federer
• Andy Murray
• Rafael Nadal
• Novak Djokovic
• Andy Roddick
• Juan Martin del Potro

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• Yes!
• No!

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• Mohamed "No. 1" Lahyani
• Alison "plays with boys" Lang
• Norm "platoon" Chryst
• Lars "the terminator" Graff
• Carlos "I'd rather be chillin'" Bernardes
• Fergus "I didn't see it" Murphy
• Steve "voiceover" Ullrich
• Pascal "2008 Wimbledon final" Maria
• Lynn Welch. . .
• Enric Molina. . .
• Cedric "serve better" Mourier
• Kader "always groovy" Nouni
• Jake "how old are you" Garner
• Carlos "I'm not Jeremy Irons" Ramos
• You forgot my fave!

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• All signs point to YES!
• No way!

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• Yes! He's beating Murray in Cincy.
• Nope! Murray owns hims.
• Not until the US Open

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• Good!
• Bad!
• It's too tough to call.

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• If you're not fit, get off the court.
• Only allow them for medical emergencies.
• Unlimited treatment - but only during changeovers.
• The rule is fine the way it is.

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• Yes, he's got Roger's number.
• Nope, he's second (or third) best.

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• The ladies do! Ana & Caroline
• The guys do! Pete and Andre

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• Roger Federer
• Andy Murray
• Rafael Nadal
• Juan Martin del Potro
• Andy Roddick
• Novak Djokovic
• Jo-Wilfried Tsonga
• Someone else!

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• Dinara Safina
• Serena Williams
• Venus Williams
• Jelena Jankovic
• Elena Dementieva
• Kim Clijsters
• Maria Sharapova
• Someone else!

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• Fantastic! Yay, Murray!
• Fine. The rankings don't lie
• Sad for Rafa.
• I'm crying for Rafa, Djokovic, and myself. . .

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• It's Rafa, stoopid
• Born in the Andy Roddick Era
• Caught something from Ana and J.J.
• Absolutely nothing! Go Nole!

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• Jo-Wilfried Tsonga
• Andy Murray
• I don't care - I'm mourning Roger's loss

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• Dinara Safina
• Venus Williams
• Serena Williams
• Kim Clijsters
• Maria Sharapova
• There are just too many choices. . .

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• Roger Federer
• Rafael Nadal
• Novak Djokovic
• Andy Murray
• Andy Roddick
• Someone else!

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• Yes, he's going all the way
• Sure - to make the quarters.
• No way! The big fish will get him.

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• Obnoxious and innappropriate!
• Fun and exciting!
• Annoying, but no big deal. It's a sport, not church.

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• Yes!
• No!

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• Nothing between 'em: 10-10 tie
• Sampras has the edge: 12-8
• Federer has the edge: 12-8
• Sampras dominates: 16-4
• Federer dominates: 16-4
• Rafa kills both of them!

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• Two weeks - we'll see him at Rogers Cup
• About a month - he'll be back at Cincy
• He's out until the U.S. Open
• The Federer Family is on leave indefinitely

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• Prior to the U.S. Open
• In the U.S. Open final!
• Next season - Rafa's going to struggle for a while
• Next season - Roger will be too busy changing diapers
• Who cares? Go Murray!

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• Daniel Craig's replacement
• Massage therapist at my spa
• Judge Marat in a spin-off of "Judge Judy" show
• Dinara's coach
• Racquet strength tester
• Strip club owner
• Strip club dancer
• Psychiatrist

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• Big Bill Tilden
• Rod Laver
• Roy Emerson (Grand Slam in singles and dubs!)
• Bjorn Borg
• Pete Sampras
• Roger "15" Federer
• RAFA!!!!
• You forgot Santoro (and McEnroe and Edberg)
• I refuse to participate in this futile exercise.

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• Lisicki over Safina
• Azarenka over Serena
• Radwanska over Venus
• Schiavone over Dementieva
• There won't be an upset

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• Steffi and Andre
• Mirka and Roger
• Jimmy and Chris
• Kimmie and Lleyton
• Ana and Fernando
• Gisela and Gonzo
• Sharapova with Nole or Roddick (hey, there were "rumors"!)
• Dominika and Gael (just for the height difference)
• Carlos and Flavia
• The Worm and Hingis
• The Worm and Vaidisova
• Maria (Kirilenko) and Igor (Andreev)
• Lucie (Safarova) and Tomas (Berdych)
• You forgot my favorite! (post in the comments)

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• Federer Express
• Club Fed
• Rajah
• TMF
• Feddy Bear
• Rog
• GOAT-man
• Mr. Vavrinec
• Darth Federer
• sorry, that's personal

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• scare the hell out of me
• are worrying, but temporary
• are more hype than hurt

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• Bad!
• Good!
• Didn't notice. Watching tennis.

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• Knee-gate
• Williams vs. Safina
• Murray, God or mere mortal?
• GURRRRRAHHHHHH!
• Federer, Man-Goat
• I'm neutral - I just want to watch some tennis!

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• Borg on Federer
• Venus on herself
• Fools! Only the Tennis Gods can know for sure.

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• 2009 Wimbledon Champ!
• Finalist
• Semifinalist
• Quarterfinalist
• Crashing-out early. . .again!

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• a smart decision and nothing to worry about
• really worrying
• a sign of weakness

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• YES! YES! YES!
• Maybe someday, but not yet
• Nope, it's Rod Laver
• No, Rafa's the G.O.A.T. in waiting
• There's no such thing as the G.O.A.T.

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• Pure, unadulterated bliss - ahhhhhhh!
• Happy for him
• Devastated for myself and Rafa
• Whatever, I'm a Soderling fan
• Whatever, I'm a Kuznetsova fan
• Wait, didn't he lose to that Acasuso guy?

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• Dinara "the real No. 1" Safina
• Kuzzzzzy!!!

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• It's obviously weighing on him.
• He shook off the butterflies against Haas.
• He's psyched! RG is his for the taking!
• He's thinking about his game, not Rafa.

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• Roger Federer
• Rafael Nadal
• Jelena Jankovic
• Maria Sharapova
• Venus Williams
• Serena Williams
• Alize Cornet
• Loving the retro headbands!

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• Dinara "the real No. 1" Safina
• Serena "the real No. 1" Williams
• Venus Williams
• Elena Dementieva
• Svetlana Kuznetsova
• Ana Ivanovic
• Caroline Wozniacki
• Maria Sharapova
• Wouldn't you like to know!?

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• R-A-F-A! DUH!
• Roger's getting his GOAT
• Djokovic is going all the way
• Andy Murray
• J.M. del Potro
• Andy Roddick
• Fernando Verdasco
• Somebody else!

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• Serena won't be denied.
• Safina's stepping up.
• Neither.
• Either - let the best game win.

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• Roger Federer. His win in Madrid was a game-changer.
• Novak Djokovic. He got too close for comfort in Madrid.
• Rafael Nadal. Only injury or mental fatigue could hurt the Bull.
• No one, no way, no how. Might as well give Rafa the trophy now.

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• Roger's winning Roland Garros.
• A fluke! Rafa will still dominate Fed (and everyone else.)
• Rafa's King of Clay, but the rivalry is back on grass and hard

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• Roland Garros without Sharapova
• Roland Garros without Serena
• Who cares? Go Dinara!

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• He's innocent!
• Looking for an edge a la Manny Ramirez.
• Partied too hard in Miami.
• A desperate cry for help!
• Who cares? Put the guy out of his misery.

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• Safina
• Jankovic
• Dementieva
• Zvonareva
• Ivanovic
• Somebody else!

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• Yes. She's making her move.
• No. Serena's staying on top.
• No. It'll be a Serb or a Russian.
• Who the heck knows???

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