Goodbye, dinky post-Wimbledon clay court tournaments! It’s time for concrete, sweltering heat and questionable hot dogs! Yes, the US Open Series is here and what better way to celebrate than with our own US Open Series promo film fest? Here’s a round up of the videos, past and present.

Andy Roddick is no one trick pony, people:

Andy Murray does his Rafa impersonation:

Serena obviously ripped Barbies’ heads off as a kid:

James Blake wants to take himself out to dinner:

Jelena Jankovic always puts on a show:

Dinara Safina is so awkward, yet adorable:

“They like the Federer, hey!”:

Venus and Harold, sitting in a tree!

Why did they give Ana Ivanovic such a LAME one?

Sorry folks, Nadal and Djokovic get mere cameos:

AND WHERE IS KUZY???? I’d trade in Blake for a Sveta infomercial any day. Masha, too. Also, there’s a cute Sam Querrey one that I can’t find on Youtube. . .anyone?

And now for a Tour Bus flash back – let’s revisit last year’s vids, shall we?

Roger to Roddick: “Did you steal my sandwich. . .”

Nadal: “This is rrrrriduckulous!”

Nadal: “This is rrrrriduckulous!” (I just noticed that they used the same Rafa takes for this one. Boo!)

OMG! Look how arrogant Roger Federer is with this MUG! JERK! And we thought the jacket was bad! Someone call the arrogance police! (Just kidding!)

(And we all remember that McEnroe was called in to replace Justin Gimelstob after Kournikova-gate last year.)

Venus and her def beats. . .uh, okay.

The Series started this past week in Indianapolis, with Querrey vs. Dancevic and Isner vs. Ginepri playing the semis this weekend. Click here for the full U.S. Open Series T.V. schedule