french open rolland garros FRENCH OPEN VIDEO: TROPHY CEREMONY AS FEDOPHILE PORN

FRENCH OPEN VIDEO: TROPHY CEREMONY AS FEDOPHILE PORN

By: freakyfrites June 07 2009 - written 1440 posts. PRINT | PRINT | Share

Bow chicka bow chicka bow bow!

Why the lame attempt at a porno flick bass line? Because this year’s Roland Garros final was THAT satisfying. At least to Fedophiles, who just wanted Roger Federer to beat Robin Soderling as quickly and easily as possible. Which he did: 6-1, 7-6, 6-4. Federer lost only 17 points on serve, was never broken, and had 41 winners for 24 unforced errors.

The match was pure bliss – except for that Swiss-socked devil who tried to ruin the mood – and the trophy ceremony was the perfect climax to Roger’s GOAT-defining victory.

Oh yeah, baby!

The money shot: Roger’s tears rolling down his cheeks during the Swiss national anthem. Sigh. . .

Pillow talk:

Roger really doesn’t give a sh*t if you see him cry. That’s just what he does and how he is.

Robin Soderling gave a perfect runner-up speech: heartfelt, funny and fresh. “Yoking” is now a part of my personal lexicon.

Why didn’t Andre Agassi say anything? They did pay him to be there, right?

On the other hand, it was nice not to get the awkward CEO speech at the the top.

Robin Soderling’s girlfriend is hotter than I expected.

Mirka Federer is very popular – get that woman a talk show on Swiss TV!

Roger rambles when he’s happy. And giggles:

This feels SOOO good! Or is it just me?

Roger Federer won the French Open and I feel:

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  1. souldecirce says:

    Awww, I didn’t think he rambled at all, especially after Soderling took so long with his very funny and moving speech. The Wall Street Journal wrote of how much Rafa was missed at this final, and also how they grew to like Soderling. His “yoking” certainly endeared him.

    Concur on the hotness of Soderling’s girlfriend, but it seems this is, to mix sports puns, par for the course.

  2. Alice Marble says:

    Roger actually seemed laid back in his interview with McEnroe. He’s a happy man, Fedophiles are over the moon, and Wimbledon: Whoo Hoo!

  3. hcfoo says:

    Honestly I don’t have a clue about his speech in French. LOL

    Anyway it was a great victory for Roger. It’s pure hard work and lotsa patience involved.

    Congrats to all Roger fans.

  4. rhea says:

    Roger’s beaming in his interview with McEnroe. He’s so cute!

    Happy!

  5. freakyfrites says:

    Hi y’all! hope you are all still enjoying this victory! Why not appreciate history?

    I’m looking forward to Wimbledon and hoping Rafa to make a big-time recovery. It just wouldn’t be the same without him.

    XO, Roger! XO, Rafa!

    • lk28 says:

      I agree completely! I hope Rafa recovers soon, too. Now that Fed has the 14th under his belt, he’ll be more relaxed and their matches should be better than ever. I’m not optimistic, though. Rafa’s injury sounds serious to me.

      Meanwhile, Fed fans should check out his Facebook video. Short, but oh, so sweet!

  6. Liz says:

    It was wonderful, from beginning to end. I loved the rain, I kept humming, “singing in the rain, I’m singing in the rain!”

    I loved the way Roger tousled the head of the kid who escorted him to the podium.

    I’m also glad he didn’t have to stand there awkwardly smiling while presented with the keys to a new Citroën!

  7. Barbrann says:

    I hate to brag (but I will) ….I predicted Nadal’s loss (not necessarily to soderling) because of wasted energy etc on the court. He is already having knee problems.

    When Fedsie is playing his best, it is effortless, anticipatory and brilliant.

  8. girl from michigan says:

    Fedophile porn, FTW!

    Also Happy-Rambling-Roger is so… blissfull.

    - and totally off topic, but can somebody PLEASE give me a tutorial on how to change my icon pic?

  9. Eve says:

    Oh, this is Fedophile Porn of the highest quality. Weepy/giggly/glowing/patriotic/overwhelmed/bilingual/GOAT Roger? “Pure, unadulterated bliss”, indeed.

    Lovely to see him back in the header ;)

  10. Relieved (still) and overwhelmed, yes… it’s beginning to sink in a little bit now… why’d you say Mirka’s really popular? Something I missed in the vids?

    • freakyfrites says:

      Well she got a big round of applause during the speech and just in general I’ve noticed there is a lot of interest in her. They show her so often on t.v. (usually sitting calmly in the stands) that she’s definitely a star in her own right :)

  11. ThyGodisTennis says:

    I survived the French Open!

    Go Roger!

    • C.F. says:

      “I Survived the French Open” should be on a t-shirt.

      “I Survived the Del Potro Match” and “I Survived the Tommy Haas Match”, too.

  12. jfk says:

    Super videos, I still can’t believe it has really happened. I’m so happy for the guy.

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