Okay folks, we all know that this is a lie. We’re not really going to get to watch tennis on television this weekend, because FSN network is holding tennis hostage. They hate tennis and are trying to keep it from us.

But if you believe in fairies and unicorns, you might also believe in this:

SONY ERICSSON OPEN TENNIS TV SCHEDULE

(All times EST – visit the website and try to figure it out for your own time zone)

Saturday, March 28
1:00 pm – 5:00 pm Miami: Early Rounds (M/W) FSN – LIVE
8:00 pm – 10:00 pm Miami: Early Rounds (M) Tennis Channel - LIVE
11:00 pm – 1:00 am Miami: Early Rounds (M) Tennis Channel – REPEAT

Sunday, March 29
1:00 pm – 5:00 pm Miami: Early Rounds (M/W) FSN – LIVE
9:00 pm – 11:00 pm Miami: Early Rounds (M) Tennis Channel – LIVE

Monday, March 30
12:00 am – 2:00 am Miami: Early Rounds (M) Tennis Channel – REPEAT
1:00 pm – 5:00 pm Miami: Early Rounds (M/W) FSN – LIVE
7:00 pm – 9:00 pm Miami: Early Rounds (M) Tennis Channel - LIVE

Tuesday, March 31
1:00 pm – 5:00 pm Miami: Early Rounds (M/W) FSN – LIVE
10:00 pm – 12:00 am Miami: Early Rounds (M) Tennis Channel - DELAY

Wednesday, April 1
1:00 pm – 5:00 pm Miami: Quarterfinals (M/W) FSN – LIVE
9:00 pm – 11:00 pm Miami: Quarterfinals (M/W) FSN – LIVE

Thursday, April 2
1:00 pm – 5:00 pm Miami: QF (M); Semifinals (W) FSN – LIVE
9:00 pm – 11:00 pm Miami: QF (W); Semifinals (W) FSN – LIVE

**UPDATE** – 7:00pm Miami QF (Verdasco vs. Murray) Tennis Channel – LIVE

Friday, April 3
1:00 pm – 3:00 pm Miami: Semifinals (M) FSN – LIVE
7:00 pm – 9:00 pm Miami: Semifinals (M) FSN – LIVE

Saturday, April 4
12:30 pm – 3:00 pm Miami: Final (W) CBS – LIVE

Sunday, April 5
1:00 pm – 3:00 pm Miami: Final (M) CBS - LIVE

via tennis.com